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Condom or Pull-Out?

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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:18:23


At 8/11/09 11:14 PM, Warrickneff wrote: yeah that'll work when her ultra-christian parents are like 'whats this scar from looks like surgery also our medical bill has a strange pregnancy prevention device on it'.

just sayin. sometimes there is cause for a little privacy.

her mom paid for it.....

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:19:17


I'd rather not get an std... so condom for sure

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:21:03


At 8/11/09 11:18 PM, 1001115968 wrote: her mom paid for it.....

I'm talking about my current girlfriend, not yours.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:21:06


Face.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:24:11


After checking Wikipedia and its sources, the jury seems to be out on the amount of sperm in pre-cum, but it's always better safe than sorry. Also, whoever said he'd cum on the girl's ass, be aware that it is possible but very unlikely that a sperm could make it all the way from there to the vagina and she could become pregnant.

Like this one time I got semen on my upper thigh and I was thinking of that 1/100% chance. So I washed it off.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:29:19


Condoms.

They protect against STD's... and most teenage pregnancies occur from idiot kids who have never heard of precum, and think pulling out will completely prevent the girl from getting pregnant.

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:31:26


This made my day.

By the way condom

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-11 23:33:09


Lol... your crazy if you dont use a condom.
Rubber plz.

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 00:08:56


Because a tiny, unnoticeable amount of semen comes out before you ever ejaculate, the pull out method is a quick way to have kids!

Don't be an idiot, do your research before you decide on what to do.

I'm going to have to say Condom.


Respect, it's what I do...Then again, so is UberCream's job.

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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 00:11:19


At 8/11/09 11:31 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 8/11/09 11:29 PM, Smokey651 wrote: They protect against STDs
you know what protects you the most from this?

not having sex with minorities

Holy shit that made my laugh for a good while.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 00:12:41


At 8/12/09 12:06 AM, agustana wrote:
At 8/11/09 10:46 PM, tobi0 wrote: Pregnancy Pills FTW!
Not being one hundred percent safe, FTW!

Meh, nothings safe. How about we just don't fuck?


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 00:14:18


You know 'pulling out' isn't a contraceptive.

In fact people who use that way to try and avoid having the babies are the ones who shouldn't be having babies then sadly end up do.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 01:00:04


Condom for life just to be safe

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 01:41:07


Neither, go cream pie. I'm hardcore like that.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 01:41:50


The pill.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 01:46:31


Condom because I know a girl that got pregnant even though her boyfriend pulled out. I'm not willing to take that chance.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 01:48:16


Pull out.


DDDDUUUURRRR

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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 01:57:49


uh... condom! I don't want any children right now... mostly cause I wouldn't be able to support them.

Pull out don't really work buddy.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:02:03


At 8/12/09 01:57 AM, SNIPER wrote: Pull out don't really work buddy.

It works, but you've got to be careful.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:07:02


The typical failure rate of the "pull out" method is 19.% Hope you folks have fun paying child support.

The failure rate for couples that use this method correctly is 4%, but that's way too high a risk if you're really not okay with getting pregnant. Not only that, the general age group that frequents NG has no idea how to control their orgasms, so they wouldn't be able to use it correctly anyways. That, and the whole thing with pre-cum that's already been mentioned.

During the baby boom of the '40s and '50s, the pull out method was the main method of birth control. You see how well that worked...

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:07:37


At 8/11/09 10:40 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I guess I have no business in this thread, but personally I'd prefer it if the guy wore a condom.

OMFG
A female on Newgrounds! I have been waiting for this day.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:08:14


At 8/12/09 02:02 AM, NimbleElephant wrote: It works, but you've got to be careful.

yeah... I'd rather not take chances. Yeah, I know that condoms aren't 100%, but it's way better than pull out.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:26:47


At 8/12/09 02:07 AM, 142201 wrote:
At 8/11/09 10:40 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: I guess I have no business in this thread, but personally I'd prefer it if the guy wore a condom.
OMFG
A female on Newgrounds! I have been waiting for this day.

Where the fuck have you been under a rock for the past 10years?

Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:28:19


At 8/11/09 10:47 PM, Nessbeatsfox wrote: Abstinence? Then you don't have to worry about it?

Having sex with only one person in your entire life is pretty swell, eh?


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 02:56:05


anal. the ultimate birth control.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 03:04:16


At 8/11/09 10:46 PM, tobi0 wrote: Pregnancy Pills FTW!

I would have to agree to this. Fuck condoms, and not to mention I would probably forget to pull out.


Fuck you.

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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 03:30:15


At 8/12/09 03:04 AM, Jon4life wrote:
At 8/11/09 10:46 PM, tobi0 wrote: Pregnancy Pills FTW!
I would have to agree to this. Fuck condoms, and not to mention I would probably forget to pull out.

I don't forget to pull. I just don't.

If youre going to have the ancient art of sex, finish up.


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 04:53:49


u can still get the pregnet by pulling out because theres something call pre cum nd u wouldnt know it soo yeh condoms better lol


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 04:56:34


depends, if she is the pill and willing then no condom and no pulling out,, if unwilling condom and if no pill then condom, i dont want to be a daddy especially as a result of my pre-cum


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Response to Condom or Pull-Out? 2009-08-12 06:09:23


Always a condom. I don't want to have a kid when I'm 20 thankyouverymuch.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.