Back when I played Maple Story I would try to scam noobs out of rare items, kekeke.

anything household hacker put out. it's free but the money for the materials outweigh the fact it will only further fuck up your stuff.

Snuggiez

its just a backwards fucking jacket

All of these, products that you just dont need...

Actually,

I'm gonna have to say "SHORTCUTS TO INTERNET MILLIONS!"

Either that or ShamWOW.

At 7/2/09 05:40 PM, AmericanPsychiatric wrote: Why hello there, looking to make a quick buck or two?

Why, yes, sir!
What business opportunities would you care to share with ,e?

At 7/2/09 05:39 PM, Samen wrote: HEY FUCK YOU, MAN.
Billy Mayes is twice as fantastic as you'll ever be!
And it actually cleans very well, to boot.

Hear hear!

Runescape.

Finally Fast. Cocksuckers...

Involves this guy:

This...

As if it isn't obvious. ShamWOW.
I gotta say though Vince did a good job at advertising it.

For all you Shamwow lovers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm03Dgu_y XA

At 7/2/09 05:11 PM, awesomedude234 wrote: Meh, it eould probably have to be that stupid shamwow
it's pretty much a fucking towel people, a towel.

Whoa, I was going to say this, the odds that it would be the first response? Weird.
Anyways, I bought some shamwows, and they're not that much better than a normal towel, like you said.
Also, I tried that pie-plate thing that they do in the commercial where it absorbs an entire pie dish of water, but it doesn't work. It absorbs most of it, but not all, and that made me grumpy.

On the Showtime series Penn and Teller, they recently did this episode about mixing orgasms and bullshit, and they attended a class where a guy basically teaches couples how to give a girl an orgasm. So basically, this guy fingers girls all day long and gets payed for it.

Hey! I would like you all to take a break from spamming the bbs and listen to this opportunity!

I am but a lowly man on the run from the police. I have been unjustly accused of drug-peddling without evidence. However, I decline to turn myself in or allow myself to be brought in because of the fact that I know I won't last a day in jail were I to be also unjustly convicted. As a result, I plan to leave the country.

However, the federal warrants will most likely prevent me from even getting close to doing so. This is where you come in......

To cut it short, I need your identity for a bit. It must be a male over 25. I just need it long enough to get to the airport. I also need to transfer some money into your banking account. See, the authorities have been working to freeze all of my bank accounts, which would leave me in a jam.

Now I know you're wondering "Why should I do all that? We all know how popular scams like this are." The answer is simple: because the reward is too great to pass up. Whoever's identity I choose will recieve upwards of 10 million for the help. I know you can't pass that up.

So are you willing to help me out, at no harm to and little work for you, all for 10 million? If you're interested, contact me at the obvious place. Remember, this will be in high demand, so contact me as soon as possible!

The NG Chat.

ZING!

At 7/2/09 05:11 PM, awesomedude234 wrote: Meh, it eould probably have to be that stupid shamwow
it's pretty much a fucking towel people, a towel.

Holy shit, someone agrees with me.

once I went through a trial because some woman said I can have some cake if I can survive while using a weird portal gun, but instead she tried to kill me, then it turned out she was a computer, and that the cake was a lie

At 7/2/09 07:21 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Hi, You have won 10,000,000USD from Nigeria. Just ype in your credit card number

Whats sad is people fell for those scams. bernie madoff was pretty much a mastermind. to the guy who put up the obama pic....fuck you

Freecreditreport.com

nuff said

At 7/2/09 07:32 PM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 7/2/09 05:51 PM, HawkofRawk wrote: Some short kid scammed me into going to a place called Raccoon World. The only good part was trying to shoot a raccoon but some weird girl got in the way of that.

I see what you did there.

Explain pl0x

Isn't Vince from shamWOW a little mental.
I heard he has problems.

I live in Vancouver BC and he comes each year to sell those.
My curling team and I were talking about him.
:p

Carnival games, shooting cups or blowing balloons giving you a letter 'S' 'M' 'L' 'XL'. And they end up all being 'S' for 'Small'. Bastards rippin' us off.

At 7/2/09 07:23 PM, Kwing wrote: Has your credit card been stolen on the internet? Check it! Probably my favorite. Not to mention I sometimes go on Platform Racing 2 and say "PM me your password for a scam hat!"

What are you talking about? That isn't a scam.

Shhh don't tell them.

Newgrounds chat.

being an asshole to Tom.

Duke nukem forever.

Some guy went to bristol zoo as a parking attendant and charged very reasonably £2 for cars and £5 for coaches all day. He didn't miss a single day for 20 years until one day he doesn't turn up. So bristol zoo phone their council asking for them to send along another parking attendant, but they say they never sent one along in the first place. It turns out that this random person had just gone along and pocketed about £800 a day for 20 years!

Thats £292,000 pounds a year and £5,840,000 in total.

Lucky bastard.

At 7/2/09 05:13 PM, Jonny879 wrote: watch this show and never be scammed again

That show is gold

At 7/3/09 11:36 AM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Online file storage. Biggest waste of money ever, when you can easily buy an external hard drive.

Yes, you have to buy it. So I have to say they're both useless.