Yeah, a star alignement has ocurred last night, so I have the chance to do this again.
RULES COPY-PASTED FOR THE SAKE OF TIME:
Basically, Today I'm going to be your NG's Art Forum Whore, and I'll take all the requests you can ask, and I'll try to draw them and post them as fast as I can.

THE RULES:
- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times. This will end at bedtime (for me,of course I'm from Spain.)
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

So, let's get this thing started... Who's the first?

A T-Rex from outter space ;)

At 6/20/09 06:23 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: A T-Rex from outter space ;)

Oh Gawd.
You find this amusing, don't you? YOOOUUU FINND THIS SOOOOOO AMUSINNNG.
I'll get you for this.
NEXT!!!

Can you draw this?
yay

can you draw a knight who is a chick with a dick?

At 6/20/09 06:29 AM, kapook wrote: Kermit the frog riding on a tigers back please.

HEEEEEERE WE AAAARE. BOOOORN TO BE KINNGS. WE ARE PRINCES OF THE UUU-NI-VEEEERSSSE...
HEEEEEERE WE BELOOONNG!!!

I knew that there would be muppet here.

NEXT!!!

A small yet fluffy kitten dunking a basketball.

a yeti in the snow please...

David the Gnome, drunk and lonely in a bar!

Good to see other spanish artists here :D

At 6/20/09 06:59 AM, ThePsychoSheep wrote: Can you draw this?
yay

Hehe, I also had an idea for a character with a scorpion tail.
I hope you like it. Did I forgot something?

NEXT!!!

A nude muscle-bound man in a fit of merciless and bloodlusting rage standing atop a dirt-ridden battlefield hill taking on a whole army of lizard men and wielding the British flag.

At 6/20/09 07:11 AM, thedo12 wrote: can you draw a knight who is a chick with a dick?

After what happened yesterday?! Check my Art submissions in my userpage and read the story.
I won't be posting nothing like that which is not appropiately labeled as NSFW...
...But I won't be drawing chickens in the head of Richard Nixon. Trust me, behind that helmet, she is hung like a horse.
I liked this idea. I should probably make an illustration with it...
Thanks a lot, anyway. I hope I didn't disappoint you too much...

NEXT!!!

Where mah fluffy kitten :'(

At 6/20/09 08:29 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:
After what happened yesterday?! Check my Art submissions in my userpage and read the story.

yeah I was wondering what happend to your art submissions, I can't see any story though.

I won't be posting nothing like that which is not appropiately labeled as NSFW...

well I didnt expect you to post full blown porn or something ;) ,
I like this pic alot anyways.

THANKS!

At 6/20/09 08:29 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: After what happened yesterday?! Check my Art submissions in my userpage and read the story.

I saw this. People get their tits in a twist if you don't categorise stuff properly.
Then when you do, they get pissy cos "this Adult Rated Image has a Penis in it!"
Feel sorry for you Joe.

Cheers for the pic, mate, I'll make it up to you sometime ;)

At 6/20/09 08:29 AM, SirNightOwl wrote: Where mah fluffy kitten :'(

Oh fur Gawd's sake.
I'M IN BEDLAM. I'M IN FUCKIN' BEDLAM!!!
Have a little patience, dammit.
And I was about to ask Turkey if there were still places in the Castle Newground Collab... Ah! I'll think it more than twice, you pack of crazies!!!

LUNCH BREAK.
Back in a while...

Your mean :(
Good kitten! :D

A walking toast throwing worms.

At 6/20/09 07:45 AM, HappyYeti wrote: a yeti in the snow please...

Here's your Yeti. Or the Wendigo, or the Sasquatch... Dunno.
Seeing so many images in the link made me wonder how the heck was I'm supposed to draw a Yeti. So I came up with this... I'm sorry.
I wish I were TurkeyOnAStick.Turkeywould do a freakin' Yeti.

PrinceFlea: I'm considering it... What I was wondering since minute one is why aren't YOU participating.
Thedo12: Hmm... Have you checked the little red "A"? When I made my first submit, I thought it got lost or something... I didn't realize how it worked until muuuuch later.
TurkeyOnAStick: In Spain is the butt what gets twisted! Nah, It's a good story to tell, anyway.

haha found it.

that must of really sucked.

At 6/20/09 07:53 AM, cuestaluis wrote: David the Gnome, drunk and lonely in a bar!

Good to see other spanish artists here :D

¡¡¡COOOOOÑIOOOOÓ...!!! La gente que encuentra uno por ahí...
Well, technically not so lonely... But... C'mon, Dave, you don't have the age to pick on teeny pixies... How old is he, like, 6 or 7 centuries old? I bet he can't get a woody.
Well... he got enough woody in the series finale... MWAHAHAHaaa...!!!
-snort- Well, I hope you like it.

At 6/20/09 08:19 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: A nude muscle-bound man in a fit of merciless and bloodlusting rage standing atop a dirt-ridden battlefield hill taking on a whole army of lizard men and wielding the British flag.

Talking about "sensible requests"...
GODDAMFUKKIT, Stick figures, that's what you deserve.
Tell at least you loveDen. I can't let go with this to somebody who is not fan of Richard Corben.

At 6/20/09 11:24 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

¡¡¡COOOOOÑIOOOOÓ...!!! La gente que encuentra uno por ahí...

COMO MOLAA!!!
Awesome as always!. You've made my day sir.

At 6/20/09 09:15 AM, TieSeiT wrote: A walking toast throwing worms.

Aw, shit.
I think I read it wrong.
Well...
NEXT!!!

next...?

Solid Snake dancing with a bear.

cuestaluis: Glad you liked it. ;)

At 6/20/09 12:33 PM, Rhunyc wrote: Solid Snake dancing with a bear.

Well...
In case somebody's wondering, Snake's taking the lead.

...Next?

A horse hanging dead in a noose with cockroaches pouring out of its ass.

At 6/20/09 12:59 PM, BizarroJoe wrote: cuestaluis: Glad you liked it. ;)

At 6/20/09 12:33 PM, Rhunyc wrote: Solid Snake dancing with a bear.

Well...
In case somebody's wondering, Snake's taking the lead.

...Next?

Haha. That's pretty sweet. :D Great job.

Made me giggle-snort.

Draw a skinny version of this chick

At 6/20/09 01:00 PM, Viridis wrote: A horse hanging dead in a noose with cockroaches pouring out of its ass.

Good grief.
I mean, are you sure you wouldn't have preferred something nicer?
And then, I have to read that I'm the one "messed up".
Well... who's asking for the next nasty, disgusting comissioooonnn...?