My Advanced Painting teacher told the class to make a postmodernist painting.
None of us knew what the hell it was. From the sound of it, I thought correctly that it was a style in the same way that kingdom Monera is single cellular.
It was. The teacher loosened the definition to "painting on a built up canvas", and it had to be "nonobjective".
All the nonobjective IRL painting I've seen is indiscernible shit. I didn't like that, so I did this and got told that although this was postmodern, it was too objective.
So I took this home, not really finished (I didn't paint under the tongue) and did something else.
Boo.
I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.