The Newgroundian Public!? Ha! 2009-04-19 09:04:16
How I'VE Watched and Waited from a distance.
Looking Down upon you all from MY Heavenly Abode.
I'VE seen man evolve from mud, NAY SHIT, YOU SHIT SUCKING MUD FUCKERS, TURNED SHIT FUCKING MUD SUCKERS!
I'VE been Crucified from Pluto to Uranus, Mars to Neptune to Hana Montana's Fluffy Orange Vagina in the name of your stupidity!
I'VE witnessed Chris Hansen turn into a tentacle monster and rape ALL THE WORLDS CHILDREN with his HERPES RIDDEN COCKS.
I'VE laughed from the future as the white man becomes the minority, VERILY THERE WILL BE A KFC AT EVERY STREET CORNER AND A PITCHER OF KOOL-AID AT EVERY BEDSIDE!
And You, YOU, the Pathetic Public of a Mediocre Media Manipulated Society, Consuming Consumerism as Women Consume the Crust from Oprah's Ass Hairs!
Pimply faced nerds with Diabetes run the internet from high atop their computer chairs!
Oh if only they knew they would choke on their own fat within a range of 1-7 years time, perhaps they would attempt to put down their Mayo covered Ranch Flavored Nacho's, and Vamp Energy Drinks and walk outside, even if only for an instant. THE SEMI-FRESH/MILDLY POLLUTED AIR FROM OUTSIDE WOULD CAUSE THEIR GILLS TO COLLAPSE FREEING THE WORLD FROM THEIR BINARY BONERY!
Alas, even the Counter-Culture has become a Cult of Crapulous Proportions! By being the same, did you actually expect to be different!? HA! You've only become the unwashed underside of MTV 2600's reality shows! Wipe the paint off your face and pentagram's from your nutsacks! You've Degenerated into your own form of Dogmatic Dipshitery!
As for MYSELF, the ULTIMATE AND MOST ADVANCED FORM BEYOND THAT OF EVOLUTIONS GRASP!
I'VE returned, if only for a moment, to compare my ALMIGHTY AWESOMENESS to you, the most lowly, uninteresting dregs of the worlds excrement. HOW BLESSED you all are, to be able to stare in amazement at your computer screen, looking in pure stupification at MY GLORIOUS WORDS!
I'VE NO DOUBT SPED UP YOUR EVOLUTIONARY PROCESSES BY BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF YEARS!
Now go in peace my disappointments, go and be depressed, for tomorrow, you will still be the same as you are today!
Signed, with love,