OH shit

[Wildcat-Dad]

I think I got a girl pregnant. So I am sitting here just watching SPaceballs for the 500th time(its a good movie lay off). and the phone rings.

Me: hello
Her: John?(my name isnt john I am just useing that to mask my true identy)
Me: yes
Her: John I am pregnate
<long silence>
Her: are you still there?
Me: yeah... How did this happen?
Her: I Don't know... But I think you might be the dad.
(runing right through my head at this point: (fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck)
Me: Are you sure?
Her: yes. You were the only man I have slept with.
ME: okay come over in the morning and we will see if we can get thi sstraitend out.

So if this is my kid I am fucking screwed.

What should I do?

[HeinousDude]

the best advice: do what chris rock says to do.

ask her "so what you gonna do?" that way she won't think you want to kill her baby.

[wwwyzzerdd]

Murder-Suicide pact anyone?

[holmzito]

Fap. And if you did that in the first place then none of this would happen.

[TheSovereign]

Kill her!

[DrWurm]

lol u got a girl preggers. You're screwed.

[DigDugz]

I suggest abortion or a swift kick to the uterus.

[FattPandaa]

Heres what you do. follow these instructiosn very carefully.

Step 1. Move to America (w00t!) or some other english speaking country, it will be easier.

Step 2. Change your identity.

Step 3. Knock another girl up.

[superlunk]

Play Cunter-Strike.

[Wildcat-Dad]

At 6/20/06 12:24 AM, axeslash wrote: Fap. And if you did that in the first place then none of this would happen.

I can't rember this hapaning It might have been when I was drunk as hell.

[Evil-warrior]

At 6/20/06 12:22 AM, UK_WILDCAT wrote:

So if this is my kid I am fucking screwed.

What should I do?

Dude, Just talk with her about what you're going to do if this is your child, Dont listen to these immature posters, Dont kill it, Dont Kill her, Just accept responsiblitie, or if you cant and she doesnt want it, put it up for Adoption, NOT ABORTION, Abortion is bad, and with Adoption, you can let the child Live in a happy family, but just talk to her about it and dont worry too much bro, ^^, Just keep your head up and smile and be cool

[Wildcat-Dad]

At 6/20/06 12:25 AM, Juggalo24112 wrote: Heres what you do. follow these instructiosn very carefully.

Step 1. Move to America (w00t!) or some other english speaking country, it will be easier.

I live in america

Step 2. Change your identity.

Takes too much effort

Step 3. Knock another girl up.

I think I might have knocked one up and thats enough.

[muy-gordo]

prepare for a giant barrage of flaming about you not actually having sex with anything but yourself

[DigDugz]

At 6/20/06 12:25 AM, UK_WILDCAT wrote: I can't rember this hapaning It might have been when I was drunk as hell.

Or when you were off being a pathological liar.

wut?

[Ninja-Freak]

Ok. At least, acording to the nwegrounds age thing. your 27. Probubly with a job. So you could POSSIBLY provide for this child. Otherwise, go on maury or give to to an orphanage or abortion?

[Lyrs]

Well if it is yours.. ask her for an abortion. Say"im not ready" and tell her you cant support a kid right now. (yes theres the whole morality thing) just tell her you cant support it right now, if she wants to keep it shes more then welcome to , but make sure she knows not to expect anything from you, that you still love her, and that maybe one day youll be able to help......

Either that or put the kid up for adoption/ give her electroshock therapy to remove her memory and the kid ... choice is urs.

[gorillaz-05]

Why are u screwed if the kid is yours?

[GraemeW]

At 6/20/06 12:25 AM, superlunk wrote: Play Cunter-Strike.

Was that supposed to be a joke? or just a misspelling of "counter?"

Hmm, sounds to me that you should just talk to her and ask her if you're REALLY the only dude she's slept with. And if you are, get a good job because you're going to be paying welfare for this kid.

[ZigZag]

Abortion

[Lolppoo]

Ok go Scott Peterson on her.

I've got a boat I'll lend you.

[Wildcat-Dad]

At 6/20/06 12:27 AM, Ninja_Freak wrote: Ok. At least, acording to the nwegrounds age thing. your 27. Probubly with a job. So you could POSSIBLY provide for this child. Otherwise, go on maury or give to to an orphanage or abortion?

DoB: March 4th, 1979.
Job: stable
my thought on this: I am confused I mean I love her but A child at this stage I mean we just started dating.

[holy-schat]

i hate to tell u this, but u gotta suck it up and take responsibility for it. try to see if u have an abortion clinic near you. if u dont then, all i gotta say is, they invented birth control and condoms for a reason.

[Hemlok]

Well if your the only person she has slept with doesn't that mean you are the father?

[Storm]

I can't believe you had sex while you were drunk. Just carry on with life.

[superlunk]

At 6/20/06 12:29 AM, Graeme_W wrote:

At 6/20/06 12:25 AM, superlunk wrote: Play Cunter-Strike.

Was that supposed to be a joke? or just a misspelling of "counter?

Think of the context, young one.
Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them...

[Hyperion]

At 6/20/06 12:22 AM, UK_WILDCAT wrote: What should I do?

Abortion junction, what's your function?
Saving your ass and getting rid of babies!

It depends on wether or not you want to keep the child.

[WadeFulp]

If you're really 27 then start acting your age. If you aren't 27 tell us how old you are and how old she is.

If you're 27, and she's over 18, you might think about marring her and helping her raise the child. If that's what she wants anyway.

[RedScorpion]

Well, it's not the end of the world, chill out. She may be pregnant, yes. But don't panic, ok. Think about the idea (as I imagine you already are), but affirm yourself to make no solid decision on a whim. Sigh... just remember that if you do choose to accept this, that your ambitions (or whatever) are not over. I'd strongly advise for you to stick it out, and not to run away from the issue.

Even though it may be stressful, the situation is not as huge as it may seem. Just remember to think from an objective view.

[Chiklay4]

DO A STAR WARS THING

1.let the mom die
2.giv the baby to someone who you know
3.when he or her grows..
4tell him/her "IM YOUR FATHER"

BUT

if it not ur baby then

1.laugh so loud
2.punch a docter
3.rape her again
4.go home and watch spaceballs

[Silent-G]

age: 13
how the hell did you get a girl pregnant?!