This is a joke, in case that isn't obvious.

Watch the music video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SonpdcZA6Xw

Listen to the instrumental here: Umbrellalife2 – Catchy-phrase-instrumental

Lyrics:

It’s time for another rap.

Every rap song in existence starts with random throat sounds.

[Random throat noises]

Let’s go:

Kick drum, fast hi-hats

Snappy snares, how you like that?

Awful music, that’s a fact

But who cares about music if you’ve got a hat

Look angry for no reason

For real, life is great this season

Hmm, I wonder when we’re finally gonna be done

Man, filming this video is no fun

Point at the camera, random scenes

Gonna end another sentence with the word scenes

Rap song, so that means

I don’t have to rhyme sentences

It’s been like four verses, okay

We’re almost at the chorus anyways

I wrote this thing in like one day

As the music drops now I can say:

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Don’t even make sense

But it means no less

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Ain’t no meaning, what we gonna do

Let us learn and discern what we’re listening to

Intimidating lean, camera swing

Flex on car or something

More angry pointing

And use a lot of autotune cause you really can’t sing

Now here’s a sudden section

With a very different tempo, yeah but

Honestly, I just got bored

Of counting all my syllables

3-minute rap, like four chords

Could’ve done better, but I got bored

Looking back, should’ve wrote more

So, I’ll spit a hot verse to the cold floor:

Before you know it, back on it

Rapping double-time and people

Seem to think it is impressive

Why not throw more on the pile, aye?

But really man, it’s nothing and

To keep my lips from bluffing

Editing helps like a lot

As if you really understand me

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Don’t even make sense

But it means no less

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Ain’t no meaning, what we gonna do

Let us learn and discern what we’re listening to

Typically, when rappers feel like they have something particularly deep they wanna get off their chests, they’ll sing it in some sort of instrumental breakdown. So that’s what I’m gonna do.

It’s cold outside and I’d really rather just be home

But I gotta look cool for the sake of the video

Although this rap is purely satirical, sure

Deep down I know in the words I sing it’s so much more

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Don’t even make sense

But it means no less

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Don’t even make sense, don’t even make sense

Don’t even make sense, don’t even make sense

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Don’t even make sense

But it means no less

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Catchy phrase, catchy phrase

Ain’t no meaning, what we gonna do

Let us learn and discern what we’re listening to

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