The "Wise Old Squirrel" was a character I created with one of my best friends when I was young.
As a joke, he paid me $5 on Fiverr to bring the character to life. This is the result.
The Wise Old Squirrel can answer any of your questions.
He lives in a tree and absolutely does not use a computer.
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