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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NEWGROUNDS - WORMBOY VS TAR HEAD

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TAR HEAD played by Tar Head

WORM BOY played by NGRaps

Edmund McMillen played by Edmund McMillen

Written and Produced by NGRaps


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...and a special thanks to Tom Fulp and Oney for running this awesome website!


LYRICS:


[TAR HEAD]

He-he. Oh, look at who dug out of their little hole

The egotistical, Californian cracker a-hole

I'm the Jason of Twitter, with the iconic smirk

Rap-battling you is easy, I call that light wristwork

You're a worm, you're used to being put underground

Go ahead and block me, cry about how I'm just another clown

I'm the king of Newgrounds Horror, I wear the digital crown

The only horror about you is that you terrorize your whole town

By being its Freddy Kruger, now prepare to get burnt

Cause when TAR HEAD's on the beat, the whole crowd gets turnt

I'm sick of playing nice with you, you're everything I despise

You say that I'm the clown but you seem like an East Coast Pennywise


[WORM BOY]

Freddy vs Jason? I feel more like Michael Myers

Your name is fitting 'cause your situation's quite Diar

The viewers are about to hear my verse two times

Because the only thing you know how to do is steal my lines

I'm the N.G. O.G., you're a rat about to get mutilated

When the camera's off, I'm about to make this battle x-rated

I'll admit, Tar, at first I thought you were just okay

But I had to click off your page when you decided to hate the gays!

Make fun of Nintendo fans, well battling you is child's play!

Call this cancel culture 'cause I'm putting a rodent on public display

All you do is sit on twitter posting memes and trying to banter

You act like you're the Joker, well then I'm your Bruce Banner

You ripped my whole thing off, right down to my Twitter banner

I gave my character hair 'cause I got rid of you, my cancer


[TAR HEAD]

Wow. You are Jason Vorheez, I wish you'd just shut up!

Your new hair makes you look like Angel Dust

Nowadays, Worm, I'm glad our friendship ended

You're an annoying bitch, you should've starred in Unfriended

Your whole life is a horror flick...

What if a pastey white cracker spent all day drawing hot goth chicks

And the way you treat yours friends is near unconstitutional

You act like you're this pioneer of horror, you're delusional!

I'm sorry for posting memes, I should edit emojis like you do

You keep saying I ripped you off, but that's just flat out untrue

I draw a character being creepy, and you send a check for the billing

In spite of the fact that your whole career is ripping off Edmund McMillen...


[EDMUND MCMILLEN:]

Did somebody say... Edmund McMillen?


I'm a GOD TO YOU FREAKS, WITHOUT ME YOU'D BE NOTHING

I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM A FAR, FRANKLY YOU'RE BOTH DISGUSTING

I CREATED BOTH OF YOU, YOU OWE YOUR LIVES TO ME

SO HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ME ROYALTIES

TAR HEAD, YOU'RE ANNOYING, YOU'RE LIKE JOHNNY DEPP'S WILLY WONKA

BUT WORM BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU PLAY WITH BARBIES AND TONKAS

YOU'RE THE WORST FAN EVER, I AM BANNING YOU FROM PLAYING GAMES

FRANKLY WORM BOY, THE ONLY SCARY THING ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU'RE LAME.


WHO WON?


WHO'S NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Faves:
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Score
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Uploaded
Aug 28, 2020
2:19 AM EDT
Genre
Nerdcore
File Info
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3.1 MB
2 min 41 sec

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