Friend on Discord kept spamming the copypasta so I decided to do a recording. This entire recording is satire.
Slow Breathing, 5 Sec Crowd Cheer, and Ovation were all recorded and published by Mike Koenig to SoundBible.com
5 Sec Crowd Cheer
Those sound effects fall under Attribution 3.0 of Creative Commons.
All other sound effects were taken from SoundBible and fall under Public Domain.
The recording of The Star-Spangled Banner falls under Public Domain.
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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.
* Contains third-party samples.Excercise caution when using it, refer to author comments / contact the author for details.