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Mister Magic and The Balding Concubine

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15 song album 'Cancel Out' available on Spotify, Bandcamp, iTunes etc. Just search "Dean Cutsforth"!


https://deancutsforth.bandcamp.com/


Lyrics:


Down Amygdala street

Anyone who's anyone goes

He'll trim you down

He'll even do it for free

Impressive display of ability

Mister Magic and his array of secret sorcery


There's something strange inside that shop

And Esmeralda's disappeared

He'll re-arrange your filthy mop

Then take your brain while you're asleep


Down Amygdala street

Everyone's beginning to see

He's not all there

But still: he does wigs for free

Impressive control of his sharpened steel

Mister Magic, and his Barber's Pole, made all the ladies squeal


There's something strange inside that shop

And Esmeralda's disappeared

He'll re-arrange your filthy mop

Then take your brain while you're asleep

There's something strange inside that shop

And Esmeralda's disappeared

He'll re-arrange your filthy mop

Then take your brain while you're asleep


Try as they might

The police had nothing to tie him to

He'll cut loose


Mister Magic

Mister Magic

Mister Magic

Mister Magic


Try as they might

The police had nothing to tie him to

He'll cut loose


Soon all folks donned toupees

Scared? Yes... But stylish nonetheless


Cold fingers twitch beneath the garden

Thinning fringe and her scalp had hardened

She rises up

She rises up 

Burns lingered deep within her fabric

She'll soon return to Mister Magic

For just a trim

but it's for him


The blood ran red inside that shop

When Esmeralda grabbed his shears

She took revenge and did not stop

Until his blood mixed with her tears

There was something strange inside that shop

And now the street is bound for hell

He re-arranged her filthy mop

But she arose and broke the spell

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Really good song, but I feel like I've heard that main riff before somewhere, probably in a Dio song. However, I like the song too much to dock you any stars for that.

Edit: It seems that I can't find a song with that same exact riff, but it still reminds me a lot of some of Dio's riffs. DeanCutty, check your messages, I shot you a DM!

DeanCutty responds:

Oooh! Please let me know which song! I have never listened to Dio properly so that'll be interesting to learn. :D

Back after 3 years! Wow what a song! The first time the chorus comes in is impressive, very well done. I enjoy when metal songs shift between gentle, melodic to powerful and loud instruments.

Nice job, this is the first time I've heard something from you, but it was enough for me to want to check out the rest of your work.

Great sound all around. Hoping to hear more from you soon.

DeanCutty responds:

Just put out the title track to my album on here, ‘Cancel Out’!

This song is very epic!
I like metal!

Credits & Info

DeanCutty
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Listens
5,239
Faves:
18
Downloads
114
Votes
22
Score
4.53 / 5.00

Uploaded
May 10, 2020
10:58 PM EDT
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
16.8 MB
7 min 20 sec
Software
  • Audacity
  • FL Studio 20
Misc. Kit
  • H2 Zoom Mic
  • Schecter
  • Fender Mustang

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