Beaux Cullin's Super Waterpark was a waterpark created from a ruined sauna outside Chattanooga, Tennessee. It officially opened in 1992. While it was small at first, several construction projects expanded the park into one of the biggest in the state.

It used a unique marketing strategy in order to gain attention. Parts of the park where the old sauna once stood were called "Relaxation Districts" which was targeted towards the elderly and parents wanting a break from their children. Other sections of the waterpark were marketed towards children as being the "Coolest Park of the Century". Despite this advertising, the park was widely known for not living up to expectations.

The relaxation districts consisted of several hot tubs, kiddie pools, normal pools, a few small water slides, lounge areas, adult only bars, and a lazy river. The rest of the park had a large wave pool, a jungle gym with many water guns, a lot of slides, and an artificial waterfall.

The park's founder is actually named Langley Cullin. He was an entrepreneur who had opened up several similar businesses before. He was 69 when the park was opened and stated in an interview that this would be his "last project before retirement." The character of Beaux Cullin was a stereotype of a hillbilly who also had a love for water induced fun.

Sadly, Langley Cullin died in 2005. The death was unexpected. Langley left no will. While ownership of the park went down to his eldest son, the park had to close for a variety of reasons (like an oncoming bankruptcy and a lack of interest in the park) in 2007. The park has been left empty as no one seems to be interested in buying the property.

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