While looking for his bacon cake, Clay D. Dizzle breaks his nose.
I smashed my face on this random post!
There is blood everywhere.
I’m literally drowning in my own blood!
I’m about to pass out!
My nose exploded and got snot on my friends glasses.
I hope he is happy.
I also left a happy trail of blood on my way to the nearest bathroom.
Good thing I combusted near my house!
I wish I could breath!
Blood dripping, I got a rag to stop it.
I leaned my head forward so the blood didn’t travel down my esophagus.
My grandma is freaking out.
She says I need to go the hospital.
The only good one is 30 miles away.
I decided to stay home.
Apparently combining ammonia and bleach stops blood flow.