So my grandmother suffers from bingo addiction.
Whenever she wins a game, she takes a 1/4 teaspoon of cocaine and snorts it. She ends up being escorted from bingo halls. every time she wants to play bingo we have to drive further and further away from our home. I'm sick of it.
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