aaah shit i couldn't help myself.

lyrics---

so you think you're pretty fly with your windows 95
but you're still at a loss cause you kernel's on dos
you know windows xp is where im gonna be
it's gonna set me free cause it's runnin off NT

i'm dialing in i don't know what i'm gonna win
but i'm going for it all cause i got my 3d pinball
gonna play some solitare? go huff some canned air
my rig ain't a fake cause she can run quake

yeah you got your MFM, that was cool way back when?
go grab your floppy disks what i got really kicks
i'm blazing hella fast with my IDE
runnin paralell data straight at 133

hey hey hey i got somethin to say
so let me dial you away with my 56K
i'm gonna step on stage cause it's the dial up age
i'm running 96baud don't even call me a god

i'm makin this mix on a 486
i ain't flippin you tricks i aint shittin no bricks
i got playback on my soundblaster im the fuckin mix master
it's the new millennium so grab your damn pentium