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dan harrison b. - The story of Jacques & Jaclyn

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I FINISHED THIS FAST. TOO FAST. MY HEART CAN'T KEEP UP. and it probably has loads of errors SORRY.
Okay, some interesting things ahead:

So I don't really know how much you, reader, have been listening to my songs, but if you've heard even one and looked at the title, chances are that sentence "what the hell is this name?" came across your mind. Oh and who is Jaclyn? And who keeps making poems about her?

Yes, yes, calm down. I can hear your screaming.

The titles, and various of other texts and poems from my descriptions, are part of my story collection called "Me, Jacques, You, Jaclyn". The story tells about this chap named Jacques who really likes this lass named Jaclyn. They're both in same school but different classes. The last names of these two are unknown, but they both have the surname "Melissa" just for the sake of identification. The problem is that Jacques really worships this flower in the hallways, but unfortunately he is an introverted bystander and way too shy to talk to Jaclyn. I mean, haven't we all gone through this? Anyways, this creates all sorts of problems for Jacques, and he can't really help them. It is desperate love indeed, as Jaclyn doesn't know--though she has started to doubt--and there's really no other way surviving than talking to this hopeless crush. Pretty interesting, eh?

I will probably maybe sometime maybe do a poem collection and an actual short story of this whole thing called "Me, Jacques, You, Jaclyn"

I'd really want to say Jacques does not represent me, but I would be lying if I did.

Most of the time my titles really represent what Jacques is feeling or wants to feel at the time (assuming I am not remixing and using directly the name, naturally). Also, the titles are very often just sentences cut from my poems and texts. For instance, the what-the-hell-is-this-type of name "A blossom, but not sane" is taken directly from the sentence "A shining blossom in the hallways, but me, I am not sane", meaning "There's this girl that looks like a flower and I am going iiiinsaaane!". That will, by the way, be part of the lyrics of my upcoming song. Also maybe the most baffling of them all, "O-oh hi-i t-there, J-J-Jaclyn", means the one instance when Jacques finally opened his nervous mouth and did something. Oh, was he shaking, how cute!

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjOBp279fZY
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/honeyb3e/jacques-melissa-the-story-of-jacques-jaclyn

I've slowly tried to build this lore around my songs and I have no idea how well I have been doing. I know this might be a little hard to grasp, but I hope you got the idea. And I really hope my titles aren't so baffling anymore. Also my usernames do hold a meaning too. I could tell it to you right no-

hold on, someone's on the door.
Yo dawg, who dat?

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Oopsie, wrong artist name. I was supposed to release this under dan harrison b. alias. Well watchu gonna do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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What level in gd uses this song?

muy buen ritmo

Yes, song is great and funny, but I have one quest - what your artist's name? Djhoneyb or Dan Harrison?
(sorry for my english, if that)

Jakki responds:

Jacques Melissa, dan harrison b. and Mecqueline, depending on the genre.

This is underrated. It sounds good

Really amazing, Jacques (I'm gonna call you Jacques from now on lol) :D All of your songs are really catchy, and I love it :3 Keep up the amazing work, J, and I'm excited to see what else you have in store this summer :3 ~Skiddle

Jakki responds:

UwU thank you soooo much for your kind words!

Don't you worry, Skiddle. I got many fancy tracks to release before this endless summer ends!

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3.22 / 5.00

Jun 28, 2017
6:59 PM EDT
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5.5 MB
2 min 25 sec

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