True story, and just making fun of the place I used to work at.

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They used to work at the commissary
They had two bosses named Juaquin and Larry
Japanese cashiers used to think we were fools
She was short, but "Choo short, too!"
Korean ladies with their kimchi lunch
Always made us want to throw up and
Samurai Showdown to pass the time
Rick would win, he had the game at home
Flo was fat in the break room
it always felt like impending doom
Larry had one eye on the game
We always knew he was insane
but was he on cocaine?

Tried to get away, Juaquin wouldn't let us
"Donde andan ustedes?"
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