Story Time

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Story Time

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Now, this is a story all about how
The Newgrounds audio portal was shit
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
How it all changed just when I started using it

On the internet, born and raised
On Newgrounds was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And playing great flash games inside school

The audio portal was really no good
Signed up for Newgrounds as quick as I could
Every track so far was awful
"Select a username" TheBetterAudioPortal

My music being the best on the site.
My mixdowns being so clean and bright.
My ambitions and creativity set me apart.
Sometimes I'll even let out a...

Upload yet another masterpiece after a productive day
To remind the listeners ur gay

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Everratic

2017-10-18 22:37:11

Great story!

whatusernamedood

2016-01-24 14:38:34

Thank you for reminding me that I'm gay, it's really growing on me.
Oh, how I wish there was a big-ass, loopable, inspirational "ur gay" anthem for us, peasants. It would make our existence so much more bearable with the dank beats of senpai TBAP.
TBAP is happiness.
TBAP is love.
TBAP is life.