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Halloween Candy

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Composed and Arrange by Steampianist
Lyrics by travelbysheep

Lyrics:

Verse 1

The friendly child molester
Is preparing for Halloween
its that time of the year again
where the kids are out and about

Halloween costumes are foreplay
for the lecherous manic molester
but he's so jolly and he's so sweet
you'd think it's christmas day

CHORUS

Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child molester
his pants zipped and ski mask on you know he's on the prowl
with candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be spared
on this halloween night

Verse 2

Hey fat kid in the pumpkin suit
hogging all the candy in town
dont give that boy a black eye
didn't your mom teach you to share

but the jolly child molester
has enough treats for every child
so dont be sad and wear a smile
'cos the kiddy fiddler will not run out of halloween candy

Bridge

On halloween night there's a very friendly man
with a very peculiar preferential taste
but he has candy for all the kids
ages ten below
18 and up youre out of luck
youre just too old for toys, for sweets, too old to trick or treat

CHORUS

Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child molester
his pants zipped and ski mask on you know he's on the prowl
with candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be spared
on this halloween night

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john wayne gacy's theme song

boi what the hell boi

Very... interesting lyrics xD

really hate the lyrics and voice ngl

wait, i just notice it was speaking of rape.

(that is a good halloween night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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Oct 30, 2015
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4 min 17 sec

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