I put new strings on my guitar, which I don't do nearly enough. And wrote some metal riffs. Well later on I got the urge to growl at my computer and record some growls. I'm not that good at growling but here's what I came up with.

Lyrics:

I really like dinosaurs, my favorite is the stegosaurus

If I were a dinosaur I would eat people and stomp on a building

Actually I'd be a pterodactyl flying through the city pterrorizing all da peoples

Or maybe a compy, don't even get me started on raptors

I really like sharks and stuff, dude hammerheads are fucking rad

My favorite shark movie is Jaws, but that's a pretty obvious choice

I really like Komodo Dragons, they are pretty fucking rad and stuff. Do you think I say rad too much? Well fuck your opinion.

I would vigorously, fondle Ryan Gosling. Did that sound slightly gay? (Yeah it did) It was meant to be gay

One day I'll write some real lyrics, but today is just not that day.

I'm not gay though, I'm super cereal