my boy evan and i got drunk one day. got to listening to music. got to listening to some of my music. "this song sucks" came up. we did this.

a short demo / preview of a song that should never happen featuring two of the whitest, nerdiest kids you'd ever meet... yeah, we'll probably make a fucking album just because we're retarded. and yes, the repetitive use of "shit" and "because" was intentional. unfortunately. sigh.

horrible mix, horrible rap talent, horrible execution. we may try to re-do this sober some day... 'til then, please... have fun flaming this shit.

TIMMY

so this mediocre rap, at best - shit, in fact

all the other rappers givin' me a panic attack

see i was born, raised a metal makin', game-playin devil

so it's really kinda hard for me to rap to this track

but everybody seems to like it so i may as well ignite it

and stay runnin' with this shit just like i'm motherfuckin frightened

bein' chased by a ghost in the middle of the night of course

i guess simon was right - a horrible night for a curse (HAHA)

EVAN

still fuckin' round in level 1 'cause you ain't shit

so why not take a fuckin' seat and lemme do this shit

because you know i'm comin' spittin' fire in this shit

so like i said just take a seat fucker cause you aint shit

because i hear you runnin' round the halls and fuckin with pellets

because ya runnin from the ghosties cause ya too fuckin' jealous

becuase ya cryin' way too fuckin' scared to turn yer back

because you don't know that they won't even fuckin attack (BITCH)