Ashley's Song is Ashley's theme song that debuted in WarioWare: Touched!
CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am-
CHORUS: Ashley! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek.
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the
CHORUS: Ashley! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest-
CHORUS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon.

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:
I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
And if you say no, you're toast.

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am-
CHORUS: Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the street
ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.