"Career Man"
Arrangement By SuperPsyguy
Lyrics by Kirbopher (and Psy & Dave)
Vocals by Serenamidori

5:45 in the morn'n
I'm out the door - by 6:30
Heavy Traffic - on the highway
Get in by 5 to 8
30 minutes - in the bathroom
thank god - for angry birds
Flirting with Susie by the coffee machine
Slapped in the face by 9
Playing hoops with a garbage basket
hope my boss didn't mind
drawin' some doodles on the back of these forms
sticks figures, that's all I got.
Thanks to the copy machine I can make a
hundred photos of my butt!

Oh my god, can't wait 'til it's noon then it's time for lunch!
Holy shit it's lunch time, god I'm so excited!
Gonna buy a taco or burrito
Now I can't decide what I'm supposed to buy and
I only gotta half 'an hour break, oh!
Runnin' outta time and I gotta get all this
FOOD. IN. MY. MOUTH.

Half-way done, now it's 1.
Need a nap, holy crap.
Checkin' eBay and my twitter
Don't forget Facebook!
IMing friends from High School.
Not getting...any response.
2 'o clock and I'm fallen' asleep
3 'o clock I gotta pee.
4 o'clock time to look up cats on YouTube
Still no one has messaged me...
This last hour's takin' too fuckin' long.
Why won't my torture please end?
Avoidin' the boss like there's no tomorrow.
Get me the hell outta here!

Car ignition, pedal to the medal, I'm goin' home!
90 on the highway, park into the driveway.
No one's home, so time to take these pants off!
Firin' up the XBox, gotta feed the fishies.
Makin' pizza with lots of anchovies.
Then I go to sleep and I get to do it all
O. VER. A. GAIN."