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Satan's Rusty Fuckhole

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Heavy.

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Heavy and Delicious, Much Like Pound Cake

If I were able to eat this song, I'm not sure I would even realize it. I would devour it so quickly that my mind simply wouldn't even process the act. Quite plainly, this is the greatest track I have heard this month, year, and quite possibly eon.

The pounding, yet in some way comforting guitar and menacing, minimalist percussion brought a terror from my chest, and promptly beat that terror and fear to death with massive quarter-notes. As the fear was bleeding on the ground, the song persisted, and the crushing heaviness of it all ripped manly hairs from under my skin, providing me with a masculine chest-beard and a competition worthy face-beard. If anyone likes heavy music, they need search no further than this track; I find it to be the Holy Grail of music, art, and human achievement.


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StupidDog
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Votes
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Score
3.27 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 15, 2011
1:09 PM EDT
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
2.3 MB
2 min 31 sec

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