My first rap ever. I don't know if ill ever do another one but I like the way this turned out. I wrote all the lyrics myself and if you read them you will find that nothing makes sense. So that being said...Here are the lyrics:

my balls are buried in the dirt
I got mustard on my shirt
If my nose is leaking snot
I'll twist my dick into a knot

my door is shut, with a pepperoni lock
greasy and salty just like my cock
I swear to god, ill break your neck
i said it to the waiter when i got my check

My ass is deep and my balls is heavy
my dick is bigger than a ford and a chevy

(instrumental break)

Burgers full of gasoline
tits rubbed in vasoline
Put up my legs up and
sucked off my own ween

ill light you on fire
with a big ass torch
ill suck a fart out your butt
i call it a zorch