I was about 20 hours into a 24 hour shift when I made this beat and spit the first thing that came into my head. Once that was done, I took it from there. I have the song posted at http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=-em5C_xyNvI also. I would appreciate any feedback on this and I would be forever grateful if someone made a video with this. Thanks!

Trick or treat
Smell my feet
If you dont, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'll pull down your underwear
'Cuz I don't care
'Cuz you didn't give me
Something good to eat when I asked for trick or treat

Here I sit, in my car
But I'm not going anywhere
'Cuz it's in park and
I can pretend that you are my friend
And we're going on an adventure now let it begin
There'll be dinosaurs and tyrannosaurus and butterflies and unicorns and candy corn and party horns and we'll party Until the morn

I don't like the ocean, not because of the sand
I was swimming one day and a shark shook my hand
And said "Hi my name is Beth"
And I swam away
And then I shit my pants
'Cuz i was scared to death
And then another day I saw a polar bear
But the polar bear didn't have any hair
Then I punched him in the mouth cuz I didn't give a fuck
And I ran away because he wanted a buck

Hey what's up how are you
Have you ever had to take a number two
That was so big that your asshole bled
And made you wish that you were dead
That happened to me the other day
And now the pain won't go away
And you'll always see me on my feet
Because it hurts to take a seat

Alright man, let's get serious
You're talking all these stories
You gotta be delirious
Everybody knows that that shit's not real
And people wanna hear music that they can feel

Don't you see man
This shit is real
i'm gonna say whatever I feel
And you can't stop me from tellin my tales
Like the time I played jai alai with a school of whales
Or the time I beat a giant by stompin on his toe
Or the time I killed bin Laden with my flow
Or the time I wrote a song that you thought was bad
And then I proved you wrong and then you were sad

Gotta think of anything to keep your mind off real shit
And if you don't do it then you'll lose your mind real quick
So sick
What a trip
Imma make you do a flip
My fuckin flow is comin at you real quick
Better run, better hide
Take a deep look inside
You're doin mental suicide
Trying to understand my mind
'Cus I've got the rhymes
Noone else can find

Guess this is the end of my song
And I was serious all along
All these events were completely true
And now my verbal murders through