During a period of economic uncertainty, we can all take solace in the knowledge that there once was Bruce Lee. Or we can get drunk and sing songs about him. Here is one such song. I wrote the words (which have since changed a bit) and most of the music (also different now), and Josephus C. Miller did the bits I didn't and shouted it with me. He is also letting me use his laptop to upload this nonsense, for which I thank him, as well of course as Bruce Lee himself, without whom this song would have had to have been about Jackie Chan instead, for that would have also sort of worked. Enjoy! It. Soon? yes.