THIS TRACK MADE ME BURN MY POTATOS YOU BASTARD
I WAS OPENING THIS SITE ON MY COMPUTORZ TO LET IT BUFFER AND THEN WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO ROAST SOME POTATOS. AS I ADDED PEPPER, SALT, OREGANO AND SEVERAL OTHER SPICES, SUDDENLY, I HEARD A LOUD WALL OF SOUNDS FROM MY ROOM. DROPPING MY PAN IN SHOCK, I RAN TO MY ROOM TO SEE THIS BEAST OF AN INDUSTRIAL LOOP PLAYING. IN AWE, I LISTENED TO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, UNTIL I NOTICED A STENCH SO HUMILIATING AND DISTURBING THAT I STARTED SCREAMING IN PAIN. THE EVIL STENCH TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY ROOM WAS COMING FROM MY KITCHEN, WHERE THE POTATOS, ONCE FRESH AND DELICIOUSLY SPICY, WERE BURNING IN THEIR PAN, GIVING OFF A DARK, POISONOUS SMOKE, SLOWLY SPREADING THROUGH THE ENTIRE ROOM. IN PANIC, I GRABBED THE PAN AND PUT WATER ON IT IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISTINGUISH THE FIRE, BUT IT WAS OF NO AVAIL - THE DEMONIC FIRE WAS NOT FUELED BY HEAT OR OXIGEN, BUT BY THE DARK, NAUSEATING SOUND THAT WAS EMITTED BY THE SPEAKERS OF THIS VERY PC, THIS SONG ALONE WAS MAKING MY POTATOS BURN IN BRIGHT BLUE FLAMES, AND I HAD TO WATCH MY BELOVED POTATOS CRY IN PAIN AS THEY WERE SLOWLY BEING REDUCED TO GLOWING ASHES, HELPLESSLY, AS THE FLAMES COULD NOT BE STOPPED BY HUMAN HANDS. REMEMBERING ALL THE THINGS ME AND MY VITAMIN C CONTAINING AND CARBONHYDRATE-RICH FRIENDS LIVED THROUGH, I COLLECTED THE LAST BIT OF MY POWER TO PULL THE POWER PLUG OF MY COMPUTER, AND AS THE SOUND STOPPED SUDDENLY, SO DID THE BRIGHT, DEMONIC FLAMES - BUT IT ALREADY WAS TOO LATE, ALL THAT I COULD DO WAS OFFER A PROPER FUNERAL TO THE REMAINS OF WHAT ONCE WERE MY BEST VEGETABLE FRIENDS... SUDDENLY, A LOUD NOISE - I WAKE UP... IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM. BUT THE STENCH...
it is still there....
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