My best friend's a mouse
Us two we're like lupus and house
Until the day he climbed up my girlfriend's blouse

I found a new friends
his/her name was ed
and he loved to hack computers

She left me when
Her cartographer dad came
And I had to get into the bounty hunting game

I don't regret anything
I just wish i was strong like the thing
I wish i was like smart like gordon the mute
And not a forlorn lover of the hirsute

I was a lawyer
In a past life
Getting whipped by a a woman, who wasn't so nice

My best friend was a fey
Her sis was killed one day
By a colorful man

I brought her to justice
In the span of ten hours
And there, i finished my first case

I don't regret anything
My heart should be a wellspring
Where tiny little elves got it on
And dyed their skin blue