A tribute to the odd and chaotic annual phenomenon of moving day in downtown Madison

Lyrics:

its been another year a dozen crazy days
a dozen good a dozen gone to waste
but look around and finding things the same
well somethin's changed its time to rearrange

and you move all your sh%t
you do the madison shuffle and you move all your sh#t
right down the street

Its the latest thing haven't you heard?
you've got to leave all your sh@t on the curb
do the madison shuffle with me
I can guarantee that you will see
that it's the worst dance ever invented
and ev'rybody hates it, they try to prevent it
but when your house is already rented
to somebody else well then you've got an incentive
to do the madison shuffle

If you come to town a certain time of year
you may find a lotta people homeless here
have to have their stuff out by a certain day
got no place to put it til a later date
and when they're fin'ly situated all they got to show's
another poorly insulated unfixable home
so when the next year comes they wanna roll the dice
hopin' for some place nice
and so we do a little dance called the madison shuffle
and you move all your sh$t
right down the street