Yay more shitty storytelling !

There was once a guy named Imanarmpit and he wanted to fight the evil goose, named DuckStep . An evil fellow that he was . He quacked the sky with his quackic powers . Imanarmpit had nowhere to go .. So he got up .. Drank some red bull, and bull rushed through the door . (Red bull gives you wings, not bull strength)
He got a piece of paper, and drew a dagger . He cut it out poorly, and weilded it like a warrior . He then walked to the evil lord's throne (A toilet) and was like .. NO MORE QUACKING FOR YOU . HOO RA ! . The DuckStep wasn't going to have any of this . He took the paper sword from him in a fierce battle . DuckStep fell into the toilet, and was flushed .. ''Thankyou, justice !'' Imanarmpit said . 5/5 10/10 . Brilliant song, all versions ~ =D !

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