Happy metal DOES exist!
The last time I heard something this heavy and primarily in major, I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a fork that was dipped in a lake of toxic snozberries in which a Hungarian sasquatch used to birth a grey oozing mass of dandruff clutching a signed photo of Conway Twitty. Now, I actually feel happy! You have succeeded in combining heavy metal with happiness and have mindF^%$ED me in the process.
P.S. I don't suppose you would tell me how to get that ownage sevendusty tone?