This is terrible...
...is what I would say if this was terrible.
Seeing as it is not terrible, I shall not say such a thing and shall, instead, say the opposite.
Hooray.
Done out of a spontaneous idea while thinking of ideas for a pirate. I didn't want to be all like "Yar I be a pirate yarr yarr yarr." So instead I did this.
This is terrible...
...is what I would say if this was terrible.
Seeing as it is not terrible, I shall not say such a thing and shall, instead, say the opposite.
Hooray.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.