My submission for the "Pirate Voice Acting Contest." I read about it and thought, "I'm hungry." Then, while preparing my meal, I started saying this to myself, and decided "Well, guess I'll do that then!"

Hope you enjoy.

~Klaus

~Script~

*Capt is singing to himself whilst doing paperwork*
*Knock on Door*
Capt: Yar, come in.
Pete: Ahoy, Cap'n!
Capt: Scurvy Pete! What can I do for ye?
Pete: Well Cap'n, I was wonderin' if I could get a booty advance on me next pay chest.
Capt: An advance? What for?
Pete: Well kid is gettin' his first peg-leg, and our health plan won't fully cover it.
Capt: I see, I see. Well, don't worry. I'll set something up with me secretary and get right back to ye.
Pete: Oh thankee Cap'n!
*Exit Pete*
*Intercom beep*
Capt: Ms. Legs?
Ms. Legs: Yoho, Captain.
Capt: I need ye to schedule a plank walking for Scurvy Pete.
Ms. Legs: Aye aye, Captain.
Capt: Thank you Peggy.
*Capt returns to this work and singing to himself*