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My submission for the "Pirate Voice Acting Contest." I read about it and thought, "I'm hungry." Then, while preparing my meal, I started saying this to myself, and decided "Well, guess I'll do that then!"

Hope you enjoy.



*Capt is singing to himself whilst doing paperwork*
*Knock on Door*
Capt: Yar, come in.
Pete: Ahoy, Cap'n!
Capt: Scurvy Pete! What can I do for ye?
Pete: Well Cap'n, I was wonderin' if I could get a booty advance on me next pay chest.
Capt: An advance? What for?
Pete: Well kid is gettin' his first peg-leg, and our health plan won't fully cover it.
Capt: I see, I see. Well, don't worry. I'll set something up with me secretary and get right back to ye.
Pete: Oh thankee Cap'n!
*Exit Pete*
*Intercom beep*
Capt: Ms. Legs?
Ms. Legs: Yoho, Captain.
Capt: I need ye to schedule a plank walking for Scurvy Pete.
Ms. Legs: Aye aye, Captain.
Capt: Thank you Peggy.
*Capt returns to this work and singing to himself*

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One of the better pirate skits, i like the innuendos without the need to having be flat out offensive. Great delivery

Maskedklaus responds:



This was great! Great twist on the subject. I loved all the play on words. SUPER clever my friend.

Maskedklaus responds:

Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it!

This was really unique!

I thought your skit was great and I wish you the best of luck in the competition. I loved it! Good job on the voices!

Maskedklaus responds:

Thanks! I appreciate it!


dude this is truly unique. I laughed so hard. wow. awesome

Maskedklaus responds:

Thanks man! I appreciate it, especially coming from a fellow contestant! Yours has been my favorite so far!

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Aug 27, 2009
12:48 AM EDT
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