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Harry potter the REAL events.
btw you never find out wtf harry was doing in the girls toilet.
cocaine i say....


lol, love it



Stalagmite responds:


"Also, would you brush the cum. . .

from my beard?", Stag, Stag, Stag------>

I always thought you were SUCH a dawl baybeh.

My feelings have changed, since I see this submission was nothing other than a cheap attempt to come get me to listen to the end so I would have the fuckin' CopaCabana stuck in my head for days now. Dayumit, Man! Until your next tourette's syndrome tortuous subby. . .

............Take care, be good and visit the "hottest spot North of Havana".period

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Stalagmite responds:

holy bacon frazzles. TANX! =D did you know, that including me! hundreds of people think is is "cococabana" LOL! it was actually copacobana... i knew it before this submission, but realised i pronounced it copocabana... wow.... thats really....... boring.

SO YAY! thanks for the review. =D glen close is a handsome woman. :D


harry was in the girls toilet pretending to be one

and!!!!we scotts hate harry pussy pants potter!SO!! anyway i challenge u to a styeotype off!!!!and i dont know how that works...but!
point being ur challend by a steriotypecail scottsman!!!!!!!!!![lol]

good work on this song to

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Stalagmite responds:

I joyfully accept your "stereotype off!"
i have no frikkin idea what we would do either. :S perhaps a SONG! or just a ninja fight. but thats not a very scottish thing or english thing to do... i would talk my way out of it through my enourmous ginger teeth and you would propably be too drunk to throw a straight one XD


I laughed very hard on that one...

he he he he... he said hard on...

Well, good semi-bashing Harry Pothead and his halfbaked prince of a potions teacher!

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Stalagmite responds:

you are clearly my inspiration mew =D it now has a video on youtube aswell =D thanks for the comment! i yayed when i saw the big pink cat head and a ten! =D KTHXBAI

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4.15 / 5.00

Aug 16, 2009
6:36 PM EDT
Voice Demo
File Info
1.5 MB
1 min 56 sec

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