We all know that Tom Fulp gets so many chicks for being the king of Newgrounds, but don't you think he has enough chicks attracted to him? I wrote this song to persuade Tom to share some of his chicks with me, I'll admit that I'm lonely. I also threw some MySpace references in there, I am incredibly addicted to that site, but it doesn't really help me get dates...
btw, I know Tom is married to April, I just thought this would be a good gag. THANKS EVERYONE!
Everyone, Tom PM'ed me with his thoughts on the song! Here is what he said:
"People would be amazed at how little interest girls show in me. I dunno if it's the vibe I put out, or I'm not as hot as I think I am, or if I'm even hotter than I think I am and it intimidates them. I DUNNO."