(UPDATE) Also, this is a joke. If you didn't get that, then you should just like, circumcise yourself again with a potato peeler. We're just being faggots so try and enjoy it.

I don't know why me and my friends thought this song would be a good idea but it fuckin' was. This is a demo because this is actually just my voice, and we can't record until thursday so i wanted to see what it would sound like before we actually finished it because i couldn't wait.

[LYRICS]

hey man, that's a nice pair of gym shorts you got there

oh, you're talking to me? why thank you, i'm so flattered

but see, i have a pair at home. and they're a lot mother fucking shorter

rollin down to the club, passin champagne in my hummah
with the whole VERNON KINGS crackin jokes about yo mammah
pop my collah up, and put my shades on too
prep myself to enter with the V K CREW
and put on a damn show, lookin tight as fuckin hell
black shoes, white shirt, but theres more for me to tell
cause what's on my white legs are my closest cohorts
and that's my dark blue walmart motherfucking gym shorts

[CHORUS]
i got gym shorts
(WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT)
i got gym shorts, yeeeeeeeeeeeah i got gym shorts
(WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT)
and i ain't wearin fuckin pants because i'm wearin GYM SHOOOOOOOOORTS

Yeah they're Shorter than short, they are blacker than black,
your pants aint got shit when gym shorts attack
Dont wear em at the knees, my tree needs the breeze, wanna see it? JUST SAY PLEASE
i'll take it out with fuckin ease
Cuz I can whip it out from the bottom, no need for a fly. Reach on up, pull it down, right out from the side
cause you can't do this shit with pants cause shorts or so sick
unless you are an amputee with leg stumps shorter than yo dick

[CHORUS]
repeat, except
and i'm fuckin half naked only wearin gym shooooooorts!

They see me stroll into the show my fist in the sky
bitches dig my shorts they are only thigh high
they see my pubes crew cut curlin out over the top
it gets them hoes so wet they just pop lock and drop
i dont even wear boxers shorts are enough
cause they show off my calves short squat and buff
Then slap on a wife beater looking motherfuckin tuff
And in the bed you'll be like "ohhhh yeah *breathe* thats the stuff"

[weeeeeeeeeeed yeah]

have you ever worn pants before
i spread my legs to far and my jeans tore
my dick fell out i felt so exposed
i uh whaa... oh man i'm so fuckin dozed

man where the fuck did you get that shit from
that weed sucks
oh oh wai.. wai hold on...
*cough*
yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhh

when you're kickin with the VK's there's NO need for denim
cause with shorts you'll be a fucking man as soon as you're in 'em
doesn't matter if you're tall or short or skinny or fat
cause as long as you're in shorts you'll be where it's fuckin at
i betcha in some mesh shorts your ass would look tight
i'd be awkwardly staring at that thing all fuckin night
we'd both be so uncomfortable there's no need for correction
cause shorts are the best to wear when you have got an erection
and you wonder why i'm such a hot piece of ass
i got shorts motha fucka where em at gym class

[last chorus]

i got gym shorts (gym) shorts (gym) shorts (gym) short
i got gym shorts, yeeeeeeeeeah i got gym shorts
fuck pants mutha fucka i am wearin gym shoooooorts!

repeat