This pretty damn funny, dude.
GarageBand 4.1.2
This is a comedy rap about table manners. Please rate and review. The lyrics are as follows:
Chorus:
Dinner at the table time to eat
Dinner at the table take your seat
Dinner at the table don't be rude
Sit down, shut it, and eat your food
God is great god is good let us thank him for our food
Dinner time the clock struck seven we need manners don't be rude
No elbows on the table milk out your nose
Get washed up and wear proper clothes
Don't pass food to the left pass to the right
Cause if he gets my plate there's gonna be a fight
Food in the mouth don't spit it out
Even if the cake taste like sourkrought
We gather to eat not in the street
But toasty carpets under our feet
In this home, plates galore
Please don't drop your food on the floor
Awkward silence don't be confused
When you leave the table you better be excused
Forks on the left right is the spoon
This is how it's set even at noon
I am a beast eatin apple piece
But when I sneeze, (sneeze) people space
I think its really nasty got snot on my face
So I run to the bathroom like it was a race
Back at the table food is ready to eat
Forgot to wash my hands I almost took my seat
I'm late for dinner, it just begun
Don't eat to fast or you'll bite your tongue
This pretty damn funny, dude.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.