This sounds...
Like you had just illegally downloaded Fruity Loops and hit RANDOMIZE.
It doesn't sound terrible or at all bad, but it isn't dark like the title would suggest, and it's essentially a dick fart. I hope you've gotten better seeing as how you say this is a year old (or older/younger) either way. Try and keep files like this in your personal repertoire to come back to and ... improve in some way.
Maybe audio masturbation isn't your thing.