NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMIN IN THE OCEAN CAUSIN A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME! NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMIN IN THE OCEAN PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE THEY'D BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN THEY'VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN THEY'RE THE JEDIS OF THE SEA! They stop Cthulhu eating ye! Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals. Just don't let em touch your balls. Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals. Inventors of the Shish Kabob!