screams of teenage girl in labor

This has got to be the worst song I ever heard! If you could even call it a song. If I was a boot and this song was a cockroach, I would scream and hide in the bathroom. But there's no hiding from the beast. He would eat the door with his 40 teeth and spit glass shards into my gut. I would scream and wish for a tissue for which to stop the blood, but he would only laugh and send me in a world of pain, blood, and half-eaten coconuts. So pretty much this song suxxx. with a triple XXX!