The story of this song is kinda interesting (but lame). There was a holiday event on a forum somewhere on the 'net and you had to gather points from various tasks and quizzes and such that they had. Well, one of the tasks was to write some lyrics with some criteria. I decided to actually make a song for them, so here it is.
I'm so not going to publish the lyrics, though, because firstly they'd make no sense and secondly... it'd be a bit embarrassing, to be honest.