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The Ballad Of Chuck Norris!

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Jun 28, 2008 | 1:49 PM EDT
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1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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28,735 Plays | 1,848 Downloads
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Punk
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HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

<///\\--<
FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


MasterschiiefMasterschiief

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why werent you in the newspaper yet?

Well, with this music skills you should already be famous! Dont wait! ROCK THE WORLD!


astroninja responds:

Hopefully! We've forwarded this song to CHUCK NORRIS' PR Agency and requested that they might perhaps forward it to him to know that he WILL NEVER BE forgotten! :) THANKS FOR THE SCORE !

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary. We'd love to keep in touch and update you when the album hits! Also sign up for the mailing list when you're there if you're up for it. Kangaroos!


hachi89hachi89

Rated 5 / 5 stars

it's fuckin' awesome

guess everybody wishes to be chuck norris now... haha
but hey, if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. if you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
so why don't sing about him... lol
it's a fuckin' awesome song.


astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS can see not just us but the whole universe. That cranky green alien from the planet of Nabeilah won't be smiling when CHUCK NORRIS kicks his sorry tentacled ass back into the other orbit like ten thousand light years away from our Milky Way! KUDOS FOR THE SCORE MUACK KISSES FOR YOU and hugs if you promise to eat this piece of cake from Portal!

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Add us on MySpace! www.myspace.com/astroninary
We respond to EVERYBODY, so leave us a nice little comment and pack it full of cigarette smoking grenade smoking bunnies! More tunes to be downloaded there :)


giftedbuttwistedgiftedbuttwisted

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuckin great!

You guys are fucking amazing! Collab?



MysteryGMysteryG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun song! :)



igottigott

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic!

It made me happy and gave me a great Flash idea. Thanks and Good Luck in your Album. I hope it hits Platinum hard!