Mumble Raps

That Was A Mistake [EP], 2022

Vocals written and vocal'd by me (about two years ago, 2022).

Backing track originally by B-RadGfromOV.

Lyrics:

We on that Mumble shit (x3) ...

My social skills have trouble climbing hills,

Life is a curb and I'm a car that's late to swerve,

Fiscal responsibility,

Has made making friends really hard for me,

All this tech of which I'm savvy,

Has just made it harder to find my heartbeat,

Wish my phone could find me a partner,

Cause the longer I wait the more it gets harder,

Tinder worked twenty decent times,

But relationships were hard to find,

What, will love be by the dairy?

All this love business is making shit real hairy,

I want a person with similar interests,

Who won't fuck my friends 'cause she's depressed,

I wish my phone would blow up now and then,

I'd love to bug all my goddamn friends,

When they're busy I do nothing productive,

I've become a man with nothing to fuck with,

Blame's solely on the man with the pen,

In the future I hope I'll append,

A little note of happiness on the page,

About how stupid I was in my young age,

I don't think college deserves a college try,

It just wasted all my time,

And how do we measure success?

A billion dollars I'd love to acquiesce,

A longer dick would also be nice,

Not that I'm complaining about mine,

Mumble raps,

We on that, we on that, we on that,

Mumble raps,

We on that, we on that, we on that,

Mumble raps,

We on that, we on that,

Mumble raps,

Hey you give me few options,

When I was a kid I kinda hoped I was adopted,

Then all these quirks would be resolved,

As a fabric of a tree that I'd dissolve,

But the truth comes out and the blood is thick,

I guess that family tree is full of ticks,

And while the bark is starting to peel,

There are few emotions I'm left to feel,

Hey brother, Brother Man, this shit is toxic,

You pretend all you wanted was some talkin,

But time and time again you prove yourself wrong,

Kindle the tree and the now the rest is gone,

What did you hope you would achieve?

When you're gone I'll be left to weep,

I hate you now, but my love is endless,

I'll describe you as a pile of shit, that's tremendous, let's go,

We on that mumble shit yeah,

We on that mumble shit yeah,

We on that mumble shit yeah, yeah,

We on that...

I need a bitch like I need more debt,

Payment plans I'll plan to regret,

You were always my lovely siren,

And you know how I felt about our hike, and...

There's much to be said with how I feel,

It feels like I'm stuck up under your heel,

'Cause I miss you boo, it's sad but true,

Or maybe I don't... I don't know what to do,



You know your name rhymes with a bunch,

I'm not a psychic but call it a hunch,

It wouldn't work between the loner and the spineless,

We don't have enough to let the future define us,

Just one night is all I need,

You and I can clap some cheeks,

Enough babbling come lay the fuck down,

I won't give you the runaround,

I just wanted your respect,

But you string me along, man, what the heck,

I mean hell, well oh well,

I was always under your spell,

So kiss me now before it's too late,

This coy game makes me fuckin' irate,

Before irritation comes a climax,

You know I'm too good to give a... a....

Previously unreleased until now because it was one of those songs where I only did one take before losing the master. I recorded with Pro Tools First, which only lets you have three save files at once, so when I was making my EP series, this just fell to the wayside.

The other songs meant to fill slot #2 in the third EP both didn't work out either for various and similar reasons. I had traction going into the third EP but it quickly fell to the wayside as I hit a wall; I started hating how my voice sounded, and like most personal projects I found myself demotivated after that. I had tried here and there over the past two years to finish the third EP but it just never came to fruition, even with recent attempts.

The second track on the third EP was going to be either a short Interlude like the second album had, or a full-on song with a special guest, but things didn't work out. I might finish track #2 someday, but don't hold out hope that it will happen anytime soon.

At the very least I'm happy I got Horizons out, because it makes for a great finale to the Garf Girl EP series. A melancholic ending to the fun project that I started a while back.

I feel fine releasing Mumble Raps, even if it's not my favorite, just to help round out the final EP of this trilogy. I will work on other projects in the not too distant future, but for now I think the rap series is done.

Thanks for listening!