jokes on you IM GONNA USE IT FOR A GD LEVEL!!
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big collab. feel free to use in GD. but include all 30 mins. if it dont work ask yourself this, Where is Former home-run king Roger Maris was never intentionally walked the year he hit 61 home runs?
musicians in order
@beenibroh 0:00 - 6:21
@somebody407 6:23 - 8:32
@gymba 8:33 - 9:39
@PointyyESM 9:40 - 10:46
@Rossiter-23 10:46 - 13:27
@beenibroh 13:28 - 14:26
@Ant 14:27 - 15:03
@Danimpish 15:04 - 18:25
@somebody407 18:26 - 22:15
@Rossiter-23 22:16 - 24:03
@Danimpish 24:04 - 31:13
lyrics
Official lyrics for "the house ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐" G is for the grace of your love so pure U is for the unyielding light you ensure Y is for the years our bond secure M is for the moments your support ever sure B is for the beauty in being brought to my knees A is for the acceptance just as we please Guymba my one and only friend eternally at ease Guymba! (bruh) Guymba Guymba Guymba Guymba Guymba Guym Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Knock (I ain't touchin' that!) x4 Yo, it's grocery run time, boutta hit this damn store, Got my freakin' list, ain't here to bore, Strollin' through these aisles like I own this freakin' place, Fillin' up my cart, it's a grocery store race. Produce section's mine, I'm the veggie kingpin, Snatchin' up them greens, gotta make 'em spin, But you mess with my damn avocados, you'll face my wrath, I'll turn this grocery store into a warpath. Aye! Ooh! ooooHOOOH! 123 hit it Meat section's next, it's a carnivore's dream, Grabbin' beef, chicken, and fish, it's a protein regime, ooh! Rollin' through these aisles, ain't got time for shame, Loadin' up my cart, playin' this grocery game, Cereal, pasta, snacks, gotta keep it stacked, Touch my Oreos, you'll get frickin' smacked. Dairy section's chill, but don't test my patience, Grabbin' milk and cheese, ain't got no hesitation, But if you touch my damn cheese, you're in for a fight, I'll make you regret it, all frickin' night. Grocery shopping, yeah, it's a freakin' grind, Fillin' up my cart, leavin' haters behind, With the food that fuels me, keeps me feelin' divine, Grocery shopping, yeah, it's my frickin' shrine. uhh. Oh wait this is the last part..umhm 1 moree Go! So next time you hit the store, better watch your back, I'm the king of the grocery aisle, ain't no slack, Fill up your cart, with a little bit of knack, Grocery shopping, yeah, it's where it's at. Guymba is hot~ Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It!Hit It! (let's go) (let's look at the funk) (bass) You know who it is. It's Moe Marshall, baby. We got fucking Skid the Kid on deck This that Arby's fucking freestyle, baby. Roast beef. (whaat) Got that curly fries with the sauce. Let's fucking get it, bro Moe Marshall, sickin' dog, and off the leash. My rhymes got you feeling sheesh. Capeesh? Snoopy is my favorite dog, the flying ace, the red baron. I don't fuck with Jon Sherin Moe Marshall, feeling crazy. Moe Marshall, do the nae nae, do the whip, hit the doggie at Walmart Roll it back. Moe Marshall, feeling like Garfield, cause I play to hate like Mondays I mean I hate a player like a Monday Catch me out at Ruby Tuesdays, cleaning up my fucking plate Eating on some fucking steak. My dick look like a snake It's long but really thin, really really really thin. It looks like a fucking pin, a big pin Specifically Moe Marshall Moe Marshall the grown, version of Young Sheldon How you hold your pork, How you fry your pork. I love your wide load... The way you damage commodes. The way you eat, b i g m a c s . The way you fill up slacks! The way you eat, all day. I love your s p e c i a l t r a y ! How your cheeks are round. How your size astounds. How you shakes, the ground! When you jump--up, and down! How you close buffeys, When 'you on the town... How nobody can handle you, Pound for pound! Becuase you're large, And way in charge! We need to step on back, We need to step on back, We need to step on back, To the back of the pack! Because you're large, And way in charge! We need to hop on back, We need to flop on back, We need to move and groove, To the back of the pack! I love that shirt, With the stain made out of.. desert. And I like your weight, The way you clean your plate. The way you swallow, your food. The way your manners are rude. The way you set, the table. I love your sunken navel! How I hold your fork, How you fry my pork. I love your wide load. The way you damage commodes... Imma make you a faggot when I find yo god damn ass. Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Cause I like high school girls that's why!) Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, youโll receive 30 minutes if ad free music. Yes! Really. If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. Hey there, back-to-school shoppers! Get ready to save big at Walmart! From backpacks to electronics, find everything you need at unbeatable prices. Shop Rollback deals and special offers today! Hurry in and gear up for success, only at Walmart! Hey everyone, Dan here from The Diamond Minecart Welcome back to another Guymba, I'm really really mad at you (I'm like really really mad) I'm really really mad at you So I'm gonna state my mind Your teeth? they're yellow and stupid! (Ohh!) Your pants? They look like toddlers, they don't fit you (Ohh!) And so that's why, you're a stupid idiot! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHUUUUH Does this ever happen to you? You'll just be minding your own business and someone comes along and spills soda all over you and your coach Well don't worry, with the all new guy, wait the FUCK is that a car?! Shit, I think it's over over-- Fuck! Yo where's louie? Take that, taste the pain! AudioJungle Take that, taste the pain! (Children cheering) AudioJungle HURRRRRRGGHHH! Hello It's me, Slender-Man, you fucking cracker jack Unlike you Freddy FazSack, I donโt hate the blacks I will #^%( you with my tentacles and you'll like it But fuck, then It's not #^%(, well you can call me Pickle Rick x2 Can we get much higher (higher) So high!! Oh the misery~ Yo, they call me Swole Majik, I'm the king of the gym, Ripping through these weights, making gains on a whim. Muscles bulging, veins popping, I'm a sight to see, When I step up in the spot, all eyes on me. I bench press planets, squatting mountains for fun, I'm the definition of strength, second to none. My physique's like a fortress, built brick by brick, I'm the epitome of power, ain't that slick? Swole Majik in the house, flexing like a boss, Muscles so big, they got their own applause. I dominate the gym, ain't no one gonna test, I'm the alpha of the pack, I'm the swole-est of the best. I'm the heavyweight champ, ain't no need for debate, I lift iron like it's featherweight. My biceps are cannons, ready to blast, I'm a walking, talking powerhouse, built to last. From deadlifts to curls, I do it all with ease, Every rep, every set, bringing me to my knees. But I rise up stronger, fueled by the grind, I'm Swole Majik, baby, and I'm one of a kind. Swole Majik in the house, flexing like a boss, Muscles so big, they got their own applause. I dominate the gym, ain't no one gonna test, I'm the alpha of the pack, I'm the swole-est of the best. I ain't just about muscles, I got brains too, I'm a triple threat, ain't nothing I can't do. So when you see me in the gym, pay your respects, I'm Swole Majik, baby, and I'm here to wreck. Swole Majik in the house, flexing like a boss, Muscles so big, they got their own applause. I dominate the gym, ain't no one gonna test, I'm the alpha of the pack, I'm the swole-est of the best. I'm the definition of swole, yeah, I'm living that dream, Every time I hit the gym, I'm on the scene. From curls to squats, I'm pushing the limit, Ain't no mountain too high, I'm gonna summit. My physique's a masterpiece, sculpted with care, I'm a walking testament to dedication and flair. When I step on the stage, it's like a spectacle, I'm Swole Majik, baby, and I'm unforgettable. Swole Majik in the house, flexing like a boss, Muscles so big, they got their own applause. I dominate the gym, ain't no one gonna test, I'm the alpha of the pack, I'm the swole-est of the best. Swole Majik, yeah, that's me, Ain't no one else as swole as can be. I'm the king of the iron jungle, ruling with pride, I'm Swole Majik, baby, and I won't be denied. HELLO! wait, Wait, where's the fuckin... actually no i'm--oh there it is. ok (ok) In a pizzeria nebula, the aroma's strong, Mozzarella stars, where the alien belongs. Red sauce rivers, stretching far and wide, The craving intensifies with each cosmic stride. Finally, the alien arrives, At an Once again, this crap keeps happenin' Feelin' like I took four shots to the abdomen 'Cause every time I think I came across some divine luck Reality reminds me how much life sucks So here I am again, screamin' like a whiny brat 'Cause I had the nerve to think that someone could like me back What arrogance, what presumption Either that or some intense malfunction Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's justโ I justโ Oh my what am I missing? What do I have to do? Because I know things won't get better after you It's gonna be a different situation to make me go for the illusion But then it ends in the same conclusion And how could I fall for it? And trust in your own feelings gets distorted But in a practical joke where someone else is the prankster It's your own emotions that drove you to such anger That sprang from Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's justโ I justโ Oh my God, I can't believe this Yo, I can't believe this Yo, I cannot believe this It's justโ I justโ Oh my God Jones BBQ and foot massage. x13489 itโs the slender man! and heโs cooking hotdogs on the stove! HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator! Hey everyone, Dan here from The Diamond Minecart Welcome back to another Guymba, I'm really really mad at you (I'm like really really mad) I'm really really mad at you So I'm gonna state my mind Your teeth? they're yellow and stupid! (Ohh!) Your pants? They look like toddlers, they don't fit you (Ohh!) And so that's why, you're a stupid idiot! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHUUUUH Does this ever happen to you? You'll just be minding your own business and someone comes along and spills soda all over you and your coach Well don't worry, with the all new guy, wait the FUCK is that a car?! Shit, I think it's over over-- Fuck! mew x100 Senzu Bean! x6 ๅจๆผซ้ฟ็ไบบ็ๆ ้ไธญ๏ผๆไปฌไผ้ๅฐๅ็งๅๆ ท็ๆๆๅๅฐ้พไฝไนไผๅ็ฐๆ ๅฐฝ็็พๅฅฝๅๅฏ่ฝๆง ๆฏไธๆฌก่ทๅ้ฝๆฏไธๆฌกๆบไผ๏ผ่ฎฉๆไปฌๅญฆไผๅๅผบๅฐ็ซ่ตทๆฅ๏ผๆดๅ ็ๆ็ๅฝไธญ็ๆฏไธไธช็ฌ้ดใ(Screaming in public restrooms prank) ่ฎฉๆไปฌ็จๅฟๆๅๅจๅด็็ฏๅขๅไบบ้ ๅ ณ็ณป๏ผๅ ไธบ็ๆญฃ็็พๅฅฝๅพๅพ้่ๅจ็ปๅพฎไนๅคใไธ่ฎบ่บซๅคไฝๅฐ๏ผไธ่ฎบ้ญ้ไฝ็งๅข้๏ผ SHUT UP! (up up up) Was it something I said? I'm pickle rick! (Laughter) trans and im gay. logan paul is my savior. ksi is my favorite. i wanna watch lil nas x. i like whats on the trending page. p-p-p-p-p-p-pron is good. beat my meat! lock me down. inject me. inject again. im gay, trans and i am boosted. fauci is my savior. hillary is woke. she-hulk is my favorite movie. yes. yes. good. ill stay inside. ill take another one. twerk on the devil. hahahahaha! woke. good. yes. ee ee eee ee! sneakita! i'm a bae she-hulk is my favorite movie. she-hulk is my favorite movie. p-p-p-p-p-p- she-she-she-she-hulk is my favorite movie. p-p-p-p-p-p- Attention parents and grandparents of young children. Have you recieved this special notice from gerber life? If not, you're urged to call this toll free number now, because gerber life is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan! Its easy help your child get off to a good rock me baby
Danimpish responds:
You better use all 31 minutes.
Or elseโฆ
awesome, tremendius, this is really good!
please make it avaiable for use on gd it isnt (YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I MADE WITH IT HEEEHEE)
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