Must be referring to Toas
-the seventh day of Shitsmas-
We got an Elf On The Shelf to get into the cheer
But something's wrong with him, he's been leaving my kids in fear
He's got a lazy eye and his mouth is never dry
He stares at us sometimes, something is wrong with his mind
The Elf On The Shelf's depressed, 'cause he doesn't get paid
He watches us get dressed, and now my family's afraid
He's got ADHD, he always fidgets with himself
We should take him to a facility, or maybe we should just get a new elf
We named him Bart, and he's had a rough start
He isn't really smart, and now he's doing the TardBard
He's a bit bi-polar, and schizophrenic too
Lady at the store, I tried to show her, she said, "Ain't nothin' I can do!"
Can someone save him?
He keeps misbehavin'
Can someone save him?
He needs a safe haven
In the shower, washin' my dick, and I caught that elf starin'
Wipin' my ass after I took a shit, caught the elf starin'
In my room, trying to jerk off, there's that elf again
He started talking to me this time, motherfucker said "Tell me when!"
Maybe it's Asperger's, or maybe he's just a pervert
Santa must've dropped him, 'cause something's going on within
He's got ADHD, he always fidgets with himself
We should take him to a facility, or maybe we should just get a new elf
Can someone save him?
He keeps misbehavin'
Can someone save him?
He needs a safe haven
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Doin' the TardBard!
Must be referring to Toas
lol...I refuse to confirm or deny...might get banned
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