-the second day of Shitsmas-

I gotta do some shopping

Gonna do some limb chopping

'Cause it's Black Friday

And I want those X-Mas deals

I'm comin' to Wal-Mart in a tank

Take 'em all down, rank by rank

'Cause it's Black Friday

And I want those X-Mas deals

I want that TV

I want that Xbox

I want that microwave

I want that fridge

I want a Bad Touch Krotchy

And a Tickle Me Elmo

I'm taking everything

Your lives, an offering

Go into Target and find some targets

Best Buy? I best buy some bullets

Macy's, I am getting hasty

Hey, does Kohl's even still exist?

I want that TV

I want that Xbox

I want that microwave

I want that fridge

I want a Bad Touch Krotchy

And a Tickle Me Elmo

I'm taking everything

Your lives, an offering

Pulling wallets out of the pockets

Of bodies that pile up in the mall

Store employees gotta go too

On the blackest Friday, all will fall

Throw you off your mobile scooter,

Stomp your head into the ground

Your gift card will never be found

I'm shocked you didn't go sooner!

Scorched remains, holiday offerings

I've got the spirit!

Black Friday!

Black Friday!

Genocide!

Genocide!