This track is for the NG Boss Showdown Challenge, a make your own boss battle music contest.

I'm not much of a boss these days but if I have to defend my evil stronghold from some asshole I'm tossing everything I have into defending what's obviously just a bdsm dungeon. I'm not charismatic enough to have loyal minions, smart enough for escape plans, or arcane enough for phase changes. I'm really more of a totally optional but incredibly difficult side boss along the way that you stumbled into because you thought there might be treasure in some random cave. Stepping into my dungeon is guaranteed suicide though. I'm fighting dirty, reading button inputs, animation canceling, continuously summoning undead thralls, and hitting the hero with a constant barrage of projectiles from a safe distance across a poison lake while the hero monologues about justice >:C

THERE WILL BE NO HEROIC MONOLOUGES IN MY SLUT CAVE, ONLY PUNISHMENT AND SHAME D:<

edit: Thank you Jinz for hosting the contest and of course your lovely judges. I'll include deets about the contest in my next blog post <3 <3