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UberPico: A NG 2023 Creepypasta

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Last year I participated in the 2022 Newgrounds Creepypasta Collab submitting this:


This year's collab, I decided to enter this.


A somewhat expanded version of the initial comic.


Cast: S.T. Musician as Pico, Scientist 1 and 2, Narrater and Nene


Sounds were made by me.


As per rules the transcript is below:

Narrator: Somewhere in an alternate timeline, the creators of the Uberkids realized why their creation failed.

Pico and his gang were just that good. 

So they snatched him in the middle of the night. 

They scanned his brain so they know what makes him awesome.

Then lobotomized him, so he'd be more compliant to the procedure.

Using drugs, gadgets and surgical procedures and Pico as a host.

They created an unstoppable monster. With the strength and intelligence of what came before.

As well as the tatics, weapon knowledge and bloodthirsty nature of this violent saviour they created.


UBERPICO


Pico: Where am I? Why did you bring me here? Oh, it's you fucks. Yes we picked Rock, Paper Scissors, Roulette, but that doesn't give you the right to do this. Where's Nene? Where's Darnell?

Scientist 1: Relax herr Pico. Ve aren't here to harm you, ve're here to see vat makes you tick. You're gonna be our nevest hope for the Uberkids

Pico: You sick bastards. I won't let you get away with this.

Scientist 1: Oh I can assure you Pico. This von't hurt a bit.

Pico: Get away from me!!

Scientist 1: SUCCESS!! Once we fix his arms and hands and do some cosmetic work, he shall be ready. Darnell, Nene, you're next. 

Scientist 2: I wonder what he's thinking right now.

Uberpico: Kill...me.


Nene: Pico? Pico? Pico answer me!! What have they done to you? I don't know what I'd do if I lost you my friend. I'd probably kill myself again, but that's so 90s me. Pico. Why!?

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