I wanted to try this out because I love doing silly things with my voice and I've been rewatching the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to an insane degree. and I think Joe wasn't faking his ability to not walk. they had like 3 chocolate bars and he got excited.

I have a little transcript because my voice faded in and

Grandpa Joe:

Charlie! is that you?

Charlie.. I can...

CHarlIE! I can't see you (inaudible)

Get my glasses Charlie (mumbles)

Oh, Charlie! (inaudible)

I knew it was you all along Charlie.

OH it's been soo long Charlie

you know, I thought I'd be able to walk...

all this time apparently it was just.. uh

CHoc!

you know, it's strange really

I thought, I thought I was going to be able to walk forever...

But then I got bed ridden

Then after you won that ticket

I thought I could walk forever again

but apparently that was just the (inaudible) I was on

FRom all the chocolate

you know?

when Mr Willy Wonka said

When the chocolate had.. uh

some sort of chemical that made it into.. uh

(mumbles)

And then it's because of so much chocolate that i've had..

like a sugar rush

and it was just .. uh

so good

but then uh...

I just CoLLAPsED Charlie!

You left us there

I couldn't get up

Charlie (mumbles)

Charlie do you have any more chocolate? I need more chocolate

I DONT CARE! IM NOT an OLD MAN!!

it is the chocolate

(inaudible)

When I was able to walk

Me and your Grandma Gerorgi- UH

JOanna !

WE had (crying)

we had magical times

I was able to move again

like a little kangaroo!

I was like a ferret; so fast!

and quick little bunny rabbit!

CHarlie...

please I know you have some more chocolate

you won a factory Charlie

I don't want to be seen as old

Charlie...

please Charlie ...

you've taken so much from me

Charlie